Here it is!

This week's dumbass!

This woman was pulled over while breastfeeding her baby. The thing is...she was DRIVING!!

EYE HALVE A SPELLING CHEQUER!

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Sauce unknown (but courtesy of MBM & GG)

Good Bye, Mr Finch.

I just read where Gregory Peck died at the age of 87. Best know for his role as Atticus Finch in Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird. For that role he was recently crowned The American Film Institute's #1 Film Hero for the last 100 years. My thought and prayers are with his family and friends. Rest In Peace.

My friend Mary became a citizen of The United States of America yesterday. She has lived here in the states for 20 some odd years, and decided to take the plunge. Also, with all the crap going on with the Sept. 11 paranoia, she was scared that she could possibly be kicked out. Eventhough she has been a business owning taxpayer for the last 20 years.

I know I have ranted about the administration many times. I did in the previous paragraph, but ,eventhough I despise this administration, I love this country. To see the joy of someone who has just gone through the citizenship process is what made me realize how much I do care about this country.

That is why I rant, and write letters to my congress people. That is why I go to the anti-war rallies. That is why i get into debates with people. This Nation was founded on those liberties, and that is what i cherish.

I don't know where I am or was going with this blog. I just felt like saying something.

Peace

Did you Know

That in Chicago these are some of the laws:

** Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
** It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
** Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
** Spitting is forbidden
** In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
** It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

And My Personal Favorite
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

from DumbLaws.com

Peace

TORTURE

Torture!

I had a staggering urge today.
My sense of touch is like a siren.
One more day of dying, and it's...

Torture!
Not to touch her.

From toes to finger tips,
I can't survive the sight of lips.
One more day of trying!

Crested waves on summer days are crashing in her curls.
Nectar-scented laughter from a mouth that's made of pearls.
Exuberance is beauty, but sometimes beauty can kill,
Like now...

Torture!
Not to touch her.

Torture!
It hurts all over!

--oh my god

Listen to a clip of the song here!

For you know who!

A New Segment

I have decided to add a new weekly feature to my blog...

THE DUMBASS OF THE WEEK

Here is this week's.

A man running late for his plane calls in a bomb threat.

You Pencil Neck Geek

Rest in Peace, Classy Freddie Blassie. Mr. Blassie had been gravely ill for the past couple of weeks, and passed away last night. His autobiography just came out, and I intend to get it soon. A true legend. God Bless you.